Ancient Civilization Lover Mugs

You got it wrong again. It's spring ahead, fall back.

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

"I told you not to try and lift one on your own!"

'If this doesn't work , we'll have to find another use for them.'

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

'I'm not surprised we're not 'battle ready', marching around Britannia in these sandals in febuary!'

Gone to Lunch.

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Julius is writing a memoir of his youth, but doesn't know what to call it. "Caesar's Salad Days"!

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

Egyptian Football

"I'm having my entrails read."

Egyptian chiropractor.

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

Closed for Renovation

Romulus and Remus

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Mummy Tourist

'Where does this go?'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."