Ancient Wonders Aficionado Gifts

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

Those Were The Days

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

Romans.

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"I get it!"

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

Stonehens

410 BC: The Roman empire begins its slide into decadence.

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

"They ruin the landscape!"

First aid and sculpture

Hypatia

Atlas Explained.

History Department

Stonehenge Imitation

Mummies for Dummies

'What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!'

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

Chariot driver with a 'My Child is a Homer Student' bumper sticker.

Book from the Library of Alexandria. Woman says: 'Have you seen how overdue this book is?'

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

"OK, who's the joker?"