Ancient Wonders Enthusiast Gifts

'The client's not too happy with the way I interpreted the brief.'

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

'Archaeologist finds the first food pyramid'

'WHO is the architect here?'

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

Disocvering that the heads on Easter Island have bodies.

'Definitely fake.'

"So, where do you see yourself in five thousand years?"

'Talk about government waste! A tombstone would have been sufficient!'

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

"OK, who's the joker?"

Those Were The Days

Romans.

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

Down With Wikipedia

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"I get it!"

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

Stonehens

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

Atlas Explained.

"They ruin the landscape!"

Mummies for Dummies

Hypatia

History Department

Stonehenge Imitation