Ancient Wonders Aficionado Mugs

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

Those Were The Days

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Romans.

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"I get it!"

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

Stonehens

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

First aid and sculpture

Hypatia

Stonehenge Imitation

History Department

Mummies for Dummies

"They ruin the landscape!"

Atlas Explained.

'What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!'

Book from the Library of Alexandria. Woman says: 'Have you seen how overdue this book is?'

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

"OK, who's the joker?"

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'