Ancient Wonders Fan Mugs

'Well done! An architectural triumph!!' 'Er... Actually that's just the building materials piled up... Sod it, I'll take the credit.'

'Cartoonist thinking'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Pyramids exploding.

"I get it!"

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

Easter Island Secret

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

The real reason for the pyramids.

History Department

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

"They ruin the landscape!"

Stonehenge Imitation

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

20 Years Later The First Pyramid Would Be Built, And Cheerleading Finales Would Never Be The Same.

The Day They Invented Papyrus

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

'Razed any good cities lately?'

The Hanging Gardens of Shoreham

"Change of plan. We decided to go with a material that doesn't spoil so quickly."

Athena

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'