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'Well done! An architectural triumph!!' 'Er... Actually that's just the building materials piled up... Sod it, I'll take the credit.'

'Cartoonist thinking'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Pyramids exploding.

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"I get it!"

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

Easter Island Secret

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

The real reason for the pyramids.

History Department

"They ruin the landscape!"

Stonehenge Imitation

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

'Razed any good cities lately?'

"NOW you call on the Vastu consultant?"

The Day They Invented Papyrus

"OK, who's the joker?"

20 Years Later The First Pyramid Would Be Built, And Cheerleading Finales Would Never Be The Same.

The Hanging Gardens of Shoreham

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

Athena