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The Hanging Gardens of Shoreham

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Down With Wikipedia

"I get it!"

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

Stonehens

'It's Johnny Taylor's snowsuit, but I don't think he's in there.'

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

History Department

Stonehenge Imitation

"They ruin the landscape!"

Hypatia

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

'The professor would have wanted it this way. He always was a breast man.'

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

'The time? Yes, it's VII ... no, hang on, er ... IX ... uh ... oh, for God's sake, it's half nine, OK?'

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

"Change of plan. We decided to go with a material that doesn't spoil so quickly."

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

"OK, who's the joker?"

'It's a fantastic design, but I'm worried that after the games it'll just end up as a useless load of stone with no legacy potential.'

King: 'I said build me a stone HENGE you FOOL! NOT stone HENS!!'

'Anyway it will do as a temporary structure.'

'We've laid it out so that twice a year the sun's rays will penetrate all the way back to the throne and smack him right between the eyes.'

'WHO is the architect here?'

Walking in a winter wonderland

Plato

'What planning permission?' ( STONEHENGE )

"I was miles away - could you start again?"

Zeno Gives Directions