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Minos' Clemeney

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Don Quixote

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Falstaff

Those Were The Days

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Sphinx Comes Alive

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"Don't forget the screenplay."

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

'Yes, they've been fact-checked!'

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

Adam and Eve - Food scares

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

Early detection was rarely helpful.

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

"The oracle demands the sacrifice of a virgin or an update of its operating system."