Vintage Story Admirers Mugs

Mysterious appearance of the gentleman in small clothes

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"It was her mothers"

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

"Fashion over function!"

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

Duck in a bathtub

Rudyard Kipling.

Computer Address Book.

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

Charles Dickens

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

'No, I mean your great-grandfather was literally a big fan of Sally Rand's.'

Weltanschauung (worldview).

"Hi Honey, I'm Holmes"

". . . And I tell you that Sir Walter Raleigh used his OWN coat."

"I'm looking for a good old-fashioned housemaid - the kind that screams when discovering a dead body."

'George is from the 'old school' of printing...!'