Timeless Story Admirers Mugs

Dido and Aeneas

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Fishing Boat Derby

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Giant Headless Horseman

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

Leon Uris.

David Anderson vs. Goliath

"His nose grew every time he lied? That must've taken all the fun out of fishing."

'But, Marshal, if I'da built the gallows any higher, ol' Mad Dog here mighta got seriously hurt!'

Don Quixote

Ugly sisters

'Ok. But explain to be again why I can't call it 'sex'.'

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

Baron de Munchausen

Mysterious appearance of the gentleman in small clothes

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."

"Yeah, this guy caught me, took a photo, kissed me on the lips and released me! What a weirdo!"

"Grandpa says there's a frozen mosquito trapped inside every snowflake."

Paul's Bunions

"Tell me a whopper."

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

Don Quixote Update.