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"Hey, don't laugh. Back in the day before computers and the internet, we ALL ate a lot of homework!"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Old Book Smell

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

Islington Angels.

'Humph! When I was your age, I had to do my homework in front of a black and white.'

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'

We still sit in the old gum tree, and we still eat all the gumdrops we can see

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

"So it was a performance enhancing drug."

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

Old Man Journal

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

Boss, when's the last time you took a vacation? 1984. March 3rd, to be exact. A Saturday. Instead of staying in to perfect my 25-year plan

Cinderella mopping up

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

Kids today

Visit a Place in your Past...

'Remember 'back in the day'. . . about 15 minuted ago.'

I can't believe I fell for the old "would you like to come to my place and see my etchings?" line. How old is that line, anyway? The last time it was used successfully was by Albrecht Dürer in 1495.

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

80 years ago. Food comes farms. 40 years ago. Market. Kids today don't understand. They think food comes from the supermarket. They don't realize it comes from farms. Present day. Kids today don't understand. They think food just shows up in boxes at the door. They don't realize those boxes come from stores.

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'