Legendary Tale Enthusiast Gifts

Sadly, the William Tell legend did claim one small victim.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Don Quixote

Falstaff

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"So it was a performance enhancing drug."

Giant Headless Horseman

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

Argonauts and football

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

Robin Hood.

Ugly sisters

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Don Quixote

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."

'I walked 5 miles to school and on top of that, there were no vasectomies. In my day you got neutered!'

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

Alice in Wonderland - The Gryphon.

"OK, Brutus, I'll pencil you in, for the Ides of March..."

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

Adam sees note from Eve: Gone for a walk. Your dinner's in the apple tree.

Don Quixote Update.

Three wise men on a medal podium.