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Alice in Wonderland - The Cheshire Cat.

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Don Quixote

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Falstaff

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

'Bront?saurus.'

Jane Austen

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

"I dropped my goblet!"

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

Giant Headless Horseman

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

A new meaning in the Roman

"Long Johns Silver."

Books*. *Batteries not included.

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

"No, let down your hair!"

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

Gustave Flaubert

The ghost's walk

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.