Classic Tales Reader Mugs

Alice in Wonderland - The Cheshire Cat.

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Don Quixote

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Falstaff

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

'Bront?saurus.'

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

Jane Austen

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"I dropped my goblet!"

"Long Johns Silver."

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

Giant Headless Horseman

A new meaning in the Roman

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

"No, let down your hair!"

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

The ghost's walk

My aunt astonishes me

Gustave Flaubert