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Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I dropped my goblet!"

Aristophanes

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

Hell at Last.Yawning, Received them Whole (Paradise Lost).

Blood Bank - "Got any spare blood?"

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Bacchus.

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Out To Lurch

Joan Hickson

Multi-Generational Books

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Robocop and Juliet.

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Solar Frankenstein

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

After the Sentence

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

To read or not to read?

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

Treasure Island Book.