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Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I dropped my goblet!"

Aristophanes

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

Hell at Last.Yawning, Received them Whole (Paradise Lost).

Blood Bank - "Got any spare blood?"

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Bacchus.

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Out To Lurch

Joan Hickson

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Multi-Generational Books

Robocop and Juliet.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Solar Frankenstein

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

After the Sentence

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

Lord George brings news of the debate