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'Tell me more about these little people that are out to get you.'

Achilles needs first aid.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'Hi -- I'm Casual Friday!'

'Now THIS is my idea of a creative department.'

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'He likes to power nap.'

Bacchus.

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Out To Lurch

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Joan Hickson

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

Iliadette.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Sundial Time

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Multi-Generational Books

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Robocop and Juliet.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Solar Frankenstein

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Moby Dick