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"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

Bacchus.

Honoré de Balzac

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Sock Puppet in Literature

Thomas Hardy

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

The Philip Marlow family

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

My Aunt's Left Hook Expels Uriah From The Chaise

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

A.M Gorky

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

"Call me Ishmael."

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

"You'll never believe who's here."

"You're incredibly tight."

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"