Reading Classic Novels Pillows

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

Bacchus.

Honoré de Balzac

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Sock Puppet in Literature

Thomas Hardy

The Philip Marlow family

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

A.M Gorky

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

My Aunt's Left Hook Expels Uriah From The Chaise

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

Bram Stoker

"You're incredibly tight."

"Call me Ishmael."

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

"You'll never believe who's here."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."