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'Welcome to my island, I'm Robinson Tiger! And you... No! I Know - you're looking like Friday Lunch!'

"It's about a whale called Moby Richard."

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Honoré de Balzac

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Sock Puppet in Literature

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Redlaw and the Phantom

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

A.M Gorky

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

Charles Dickens

'Bront?saurus.'

Mad Hatter's tea party.

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

"Call me Ishmael."

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

"You'll never believe who's here."

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

Jane Austen

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"I dropped my goblet!"

A new meaning in the Roman

Moby Dick.

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

Graham Greene

"Me Tarzan; you Jane - no role play!"

Charles Dickens