Classic Novel Readers T-Shirts

'Welcome to my island, I'm Robinson Tiger! And you... No! I Know - you're looking like Friday Lunch!'

"It's about a whale called Moby Richard."

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Honoré de Balzac

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Sock Puppet in Literature

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Redlaw and the Phantom

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

A.M Gorky

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

Mad Hatter's tea party.

'Bront?saurus.'

Charles Dickens

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

Jane Austen

"Call me Ishmael."

"You'll never believe who's here."

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"I dropped my goblet!"

A new meaning in the Roman

Books*. *Batteries not included.

Charles Dickens

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

Graham Greene

Moby Dick.