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"Two out of three."

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"Boss says the racks yours after hours, Mel. Just lock up."

Bacchus.

After rescue from Treasure Island, Benn Gunn returned to his wife, Mary, a strict vegan.

Through ingenuity and determination, Frank was able to win the race by a head.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Cratchit would have been better off if he had belonged to a union."

Narcissus - father of the selfie

Narcissus discovers t-shirts

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

'He likes to power nap.'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Out To Lurch

Archimedes statue with a lever

Rare Books

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

"Out damn Spot

Joan Hickson

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

Playdough's The Republic

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Sundial Time