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"I'm having my entrails read."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Bacchus.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

'Bront?saurus.'

"Thanks for inventing the god Dionysus. Now the whole country has a reason to drink more wine."

Jane Austen

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"I dropped my goblet!"

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

Books*. *Batteries not included.

Fall in the Greek Temple

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

Eurydice in prison

Academic Boogie Down - 'Once you've taught Sanskrit, there is no going back to Caligula.'

A new meaning in the Roman

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

Henry Miller.

'Now THIS is my idea of a creative department.'