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'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

"I'd remind you not to fly too close to the sun, but no one's ever accused you of aiming too high, have they?"

'I'm a XXXVIII regular.'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'He likes to power nap.'

Bacchus.

Out To Lurch

Rare Books

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Out damn Spot

Joan Hickson

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

Playdough's The Republic

Sundial Time

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

After the Sentence

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Moby Dick

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"I miss the Augean stables."