Reading Classics Gifts

"Two out of three."

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

Henry Miller.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"Boss says the racks yours after hours, Mel. Just lock up."

Bacchus.

After rescue from Treasure Island, Benn Gunn returned to his wife, Mary, a strict vegan.

Through ingenuity and determination, Frank was able to win the race by a head.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Cratchit would have been better off if he had belonged to a union."

Narcissus - father of the selfie

Narcissus discovers t-shirts

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'He likes to power nap.'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Out To Lurch

Archimedes statue with a lever

Rare Books

Joan Hickson

"Out damn Spot

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

Playdough's The Republic

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Robocop and Juliet.

Multi-Generational Books

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Sundial Time

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.