Reading Classic Literature Gifts

'Tell me more about these little people that are out to get you.'

Achilles needs first aid.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'Hi -- I'm Casual Friday!'

'Now THIS is my idea of a creative department.'

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Bacchus.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'He likes to power nap.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Out To Lurch

Joan Hickson

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Iliadette.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Multi-Generational Books

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Robocop and Juliet.

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

Sundial Time

Solar Frankenstein

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'