Classic Literature Gifts

I couldn't remember who the dickens wrote David Copperfield and Oliver Twist.

'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'

"Let me guess – you stayed late at your buddy's place helping him with a, quoth, poem."

Alice in Badassland

Don Quixote Update.

'I'm here to read the meter.'

Alice in Wonderland - A Mad Tea Party.

Electronic Super Highway

Joan Hickson

"According to this, the cheshire cat gets everything."

"Call Jane."

The New Normal Literature.

'This is the voice mailbox of Rip Van Winkle. You have forty seven thousand two hundred and six messages...'

".. Toad is determined to drive Heavy Goods Vehicles."

'Big Brothers Karamazov.'

"You're kidding!...You mean, all the King's horses and all the King's men tried putting you back together again too?"

Nicholas makes his first visit to Mr. Bray

Mr. Ralph Nickleby's 'honest' composure

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Meets Tweedledum and Tweedledee.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Gracie asks for a long list of books for Christmas.

First case of obsessive compulsive disorder: Lady Macbeth

Before and after pictures of Dorian Gray in cosmetic surgery.

War and Peace, 150% More Volume than the Leading Best Seller.

The spirit's flight

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

Through the Looking Glass - Alice and Humpty Dumpty.

Rigour of Mr. F.'s Aunt

'Bront?saurus.'

The Recline and Fall of the Roman Empire.

The watch crying the hour

"Every man for himself!"

Alice in Wonderland - Trying to Behead the Cheshire Cat.

"The classics can be so intimidating."

The Marshalsea becomes an orphan