Classic Novels Gifts

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

'You may see a great creation, Dr. Frankenstein... but I only see a great heck of a Product Liability Problem.'

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

'Gramma, can you help with my homework?'

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

Mopey Dick.

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

'I don't know about you, Tex, but I thought that the relationship between Elizabeth and Mr Darcy was darn tootin'.'

Hoodie reading 'Crime and community service'.

Ahab's Last Call.

Thomas Hardy

'Mr. Weller Attacks the Executive of Ipswich'

"So what if I read gothics all the time? To Eyre is human!"

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Kid reading Tolstoy's 'War and Peace' as Dad brings in 'The Three Bears'.

Man and his dog both reading Mockingbird books.

Oliver Twist

Moby Dick Trophy

"We had to read 'Great Expectations' in English class. Frankly, I thought it would be a lot better."

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Don Quichotte

Robert Louis Stevenson

'Offhand, I'd say your bolt is too tight!'

'Frank Jones? Frank White? Frank Smith? Frank...oh, I give up, what other Frank is there?'

Oliver Reed-Twist: 'I'll arm wrestle you for some more.'

Gulliver Twist.

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

Scrooge's last christmas - 'A goose boy. I want a nice big goose!'

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Hi Honey, I'm Holmes"

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Don Quixote and books

'Here's one for you.. she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire.. enjoys terrorizing villages..'