Literature Classics Gifts

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'He likes to power nap.'

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Bacchus.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Rare Books

Out To Lurch

Archimedes statue with a lever

Joan Hickson

"Out damn Spot

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

Playdough's The Republic

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Sundial Time

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Multi-Generational Books

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Robocop and Juliet.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"