Literature Classics Mugs

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Bacchus.

'He likes to power nap.'

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Out To Lurch

Archimedes statue with a lever

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Rare Books

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

"Out damn Spot

Joan Hickson

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

Playdough's The Republic

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Sundial Time

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Robocop and Juliet.

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Multi-Generational Books

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'