Literary Classics Mugs

Captain Ahab receives a Dick pic

Out To Lurch

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

'He likes to power nap.'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Bacchus.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Rare Books

Archimedes statue with a lever

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Joan Hickson

"Out damn Spot

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Playdough's The Republic

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Sundial Time

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Robocop and Juliet.

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Multi-Generational Books

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).