Literary Classics Pillows

Captain Ahab receives a Dick pic

Out To Lurch

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Bacchus.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'He likes to power nap.'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Archimedes statue with a lever

Rare Books

"Out damn Spot

Joan Hickson

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

Playdough's The Republic

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Sundial Time

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Robocop and Juliet.

Multi-Generational Books

Solar Frankenstein