Classics Gifts

Still Waiting For Something To Turn Up, Mr. Micawber Is Ignored

"I completely forget why we're making him do that."

'I'm MELTING!!!' - 'Oh knock it off, we're ALL hot!'

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Emperor Nero: In Case Of Fire Break Glass.

Sisyphus and coronavirus

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

"Out damn Spot

Footballer pushes a giant football up the hill.

Socrates

'IV!'

"It gets easier the second time."

"Yeah, well, maybe I don't WANT to strike the same place twice. Didja ever think of that?"

'Hail, Caesar.'

Woman emulating 'The Scream' painting when a black sock is found in the whites only washing.

'Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lobbyists . . .'

"What would Aristotle do?"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

'I don't mind the sound of the bells at night, I just rock myself to sleep.'

Affectionate Behaviour of Messrs. Pyke and Pluck

Playdough's The Republic

One pig exiting 'Pig Latin' class: 'Did you understand everything that was said?' Othe pig: 'Ixnay.'

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

'Cesar loves to conker.'

'Tough break.'

'It appears the empire really is declining and falling.'

'Oh-oh - Here comes that dirty old philosopher again.'

The Dog of Sisyphus

Homer

Updated Classics.

Francois Mauriac.

I love Classics.

"I got an unpaid intern to help me."