American Classics Gifts

"Tonight... Hemingway."

Bacchus.

Rare Books

Out To Lurch

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Out damn Spot

Mozart on a computer,

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Playdough's The Republic

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Large print e-book.

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

'Caesar salad?'

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Sisyphus and coronavirus

Draw!

Goddess

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

The evidence destroyed

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.