Wild Animal Lover Gifts

Tiger Costume

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

City Zoo: Day Care

Copycats

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

The Zoo.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Hmph. College kids.'

Wildlife

"Why do they do that?"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Life is for the birds.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"Cat box"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

'Ahhh...'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Billy. The Kid.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Swan Fairy Tales