Animal Lover With A Wild Side Gifts

Crocodile House

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Dog Dressed to Eat

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

Pin the blame on the donkey.

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

Diner

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

"And I suppose you expect me to pick that up?"

Gym Dog

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

"Actually I never loved you."

Teacher's pet dog

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"I wrote a letter to the Wall Street Journal saying the term 'Bear Market' makes me look like a loser, but they didn't print it."

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

'Beware of SUV.'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

Rattache