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Crocodile House

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Dog Dressed to Eat

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

Pin the blame on the donkey.

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Diner

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Gym Dog

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

Teacher's pet dog

"Actually I never loved you."

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'Beware of SUV.'

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

Animal worries.

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'