Animal Lover Gone Wild Gifts

Spacewalkin' with a squirrel in your pants.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Diner

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.

"Actually I never loved you."

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

"I wrote a letter to the Wall Street Journal saying the term 'Bear Market' makes me look like a loser, but they didn't print it."

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

Animal rescue center

Chippunks

Animal worries.

Rattache

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

"Definitely work-related."

Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

"We raise our beef humanely."