Animal Lover Gone Rogue Gifts

'Yeah, I know, but let's face it - we're delicious!'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

Diner

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Gym Dog

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

Teacher's pet dog

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

"Actually I never loved you."

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

'Beware of SUV.'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

Chippunks

Rattache

Animal worries.

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

Animal rescue center

Houdini's Dog

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."