Extravagant Animal Lover Gifts

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Baroque Peacock

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"An everything Martini, please."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Diner

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

"Actually I never loved you."

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"I opted for the upgrades."

Animal worries.

Rattache

Animal rescue center

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

Chippunks

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."