Extravagant Pet Owners Gifts

'You're spoiling that dog!'

Christmas Presents.

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

I think the cat wants to go out.

Hell No Kitty

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

Walking the dog.

"Give us a minute, honey."

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

Art Pets

"To stay in or not to stay in...."

"He was a sea rescue."

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

Mixing Duty with Pleasure

"I think, therefore I am going to chew her new shoes."

'I have a good feeling about Mistress' new boyfriend: He's a Council Dog-Catcher!'

"Heel! No! Stop! Stay! Have mercy!!"

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

Typically nouveau-riche - they've bought the house next door as their kids' Wendy House!

'I read my newspaper online.'

101 uses of a dead cat: wall decoration

"No, Bruce, that's the heating guy."

"Perhaps, that will teach you not to wake the tortoise too early!"

'Look at Spot - he always did love to play with Jack!'

'Darn, the cat is in the house, you can't go out to play: Go back to playing on your tablet...'

"Nice sweater."

A lion walks into a Colosseum arena where a dish of food is waiting.

"They found Charlotte's web site."

"Welcome welcome. Through these gates awais a paradise where the ball of string has no end and EVERYONE catches the red dot."