Extravagant Parents Gifts

Typically nouveau-riche - they've bought the house next door as their kids' Wendy House!

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Baroque Peacock

'The kids were so sweet...'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Children's Nursery

'Mom can I have another apple?'

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

'Monster mobiles.'

"...then click 'save settings', scroll down to 'done' and voila! You're on Facebook stalking Miriam's daughter's new husband."

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

Playerpen - 'Naptime already?'

"Sweet dreams, Tim." "Mort Feldstein: Loving father and professional clown."

"Yes, our drinks are very expensive, but that includes your cab fare home."

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

Take your Daughter to Word Day

'You're spoiling that dog!'

Stuff You Do In Pre-natel Class.

'We're running combat maneuvers on our 3 year old?'

'Please excuse my mother, this is my first interview.'

"She's a natural!"

"I'm sorry your son Billy ran away, but there's not much we can do being that he's thirty-four."

"You BOTH have the asshole gene?"

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

"I have a taste for luxury."

'Do you think he's starting to out grow the pram?'

"I realize some of your friends have them, but you cannot have a webcam in your room."