Pet Lover With A Naughty Streak Gifts

"Grandma specifically said not to dig in the rhubarb patch."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Roget's Pet

Gym Dog

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"Lap fish..."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

Hell No Kitty

Upper East Side Dog Park

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'Click it or ticket.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"He ran out of pee."

Teacher's pet dog

Priest with the Pet Devil.

'Beware of SUV.'

Al's Teachers' Pets.

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

Houdini's Dog

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'