Pet Lover With A Dark Side Gifts

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Roget's Pet

Gym Dog

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

Teacher's pet dog

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"He ran out of pee."

'Beware of SUV.'

Al's Teachers' Pets.

Houdini's Dog

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

"I do corporate, divorce, and malpractice, but I'm most familiar with leash laws."

"One more question. Would you mind if corporate implanted a chip between your shoulder blades?"

"I promised him he could have a pet."

'The homework ate my dog.'

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

Beware of the dog.

When Pugs dream.

'How to make money in the stock market.'

"Tonight... Hemingway."