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'Yeah, I know, but let's face it - we're delicious!'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

Diner

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Gym Dog

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

"Actually I never loved you."

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Teacher's pet dog

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'Beware of SUV.'

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

Animal rescue center

Houdini's Dog

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