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Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Bitchbark Canoe

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Diner

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

"I wrote a letter to the Wall Street Journal saying the term 'Bear Market' makes me look like a loser, but they didn't print it."

"Actually I never loved you."

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

"Now this is a dog park!"

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

Chippunks

Animal worries.

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

Animal rescue center

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

Rattache

"Definitely work-related."

Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

"We raise our beef humanely."