Quirky Contraptions Fan Mugs

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Open House of Horrors

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Old-fashioned computer

"We're out of flowers."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Mice 25¢

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

"He's at that awkward age."

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

Jazz Bagpipes

Crazy paving company.

'A Dust Cow'.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

Tapped Tree

The Booger.

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Pirate trying on parrots.

Sugar Machine

The hand sanitiser had all gone but I managed to get one of these

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains