Literary Device Fan Mugs

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

A watch face with Stonehenge

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

Workplace Confidentiality.

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

"Wake up."

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

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News Hourglass

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

Penfriend

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

'And then, after soccer practice, we stopped at crazy Al's Big Screen TV Store!'

"And this is the electronic version."

'All right, pal, that's enough! Are you gonna pay for the paper or not?'

'So sorry, I thought you were an Anthony Gormley.'

'It's okay if you got a bad grade, son. They don't even teach you in school anymore.'

Frequently used emojis, spring 2020

The first ever novel written entirely in emoticons.

'Boy, that's a bold new look.'

Trump Tweets

'Tyler, I'm afraid you've been autocorrected in favor of Taylor.'