Calligraphy Fan Mugs

Well la de da. . .

"On second thought, let's just change that to 'Dear Sir'."

I never know what to expect from those guys --- they're pretty loopy!

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Meet the scribe"

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Early model of baggage claim"

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.

'Spell checker!'

"I've just invented the question mark."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' (black and white).

I'll be honest, Jerry - When you invited me to join your book club, this is not what I expected.

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

Knighthood being given by the king

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"He thinks he never makes mistakes."

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"Your remote control, sire."

'Sire, we fixed that problem in the sales department.'

Pre-Minstrel Tension

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."