Calligraphy Fan Gifts

Well la de da. . .

"On second thought, let's just change that to 'Dear Sir'."

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Meet the scribe"

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Early model of baggage claim"

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'Spell checker!'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"I've just invented the question mark."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' (black and white).

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

'Sire, we fixed that problem in the sales department.'

Pre-Minstrel Tension

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

Knighthood being given by the king

"Your remote control, sire."

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."