Calligraphy Perfectionist Gifts

"JUST SIGN THE CARD!!"

"Meet the scribe"

Where Indian ink came from.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Bullseye!

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'Spell checker!'

"I've just invented the question mark."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

Well la de da. . .

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

I'll be honest, Jerry - When you invited me to join your book club, this is not what I expected.

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

Dip Pen

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

Poetry repairman

Deadlines, Inc.

Writer

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

A monk illustrates a manuscript with emojis

'Primitive people drew symbols on paper to communicate, or as grandmom calls it, writing.'

Monk Graffiti