Calligraphy Enthusiast Gifts

Don't forget to make a back up copy!

John Hancock practices his signature

Monk scribe has written ornate letter 'S' which turns into 'Sod this for a lark!!'

A monk signs elaborately for a parcel.

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"All I asked was that you initial the memo."

"Meet the scribe"

Vocation, Vocation, Vocation!

'Spell checker!'

Monk Eye Test

Dr. crazy

Where Indian ink came from.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"I've just invented the question mark."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

Well la de da. . .

Letter writing lady.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

Dip Pen

"Writer's block?"

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

'Nice graphics.'

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."